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Conan Video -- Can You Hear Bob Hope Spinning in His Grave?

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30 Rock Video -- Liz Lemon's "Hi, I'm Bijou, Call Me" Gig (the full unexpurgated version)

People might also remember another commercial parody starring Tina from the SNL days. Does the word nerfherder mean anything to you? I would post the clip after the jump, but their embed code scares me (looks sketchy, might be a browser hijack or something malicious), so you can click over there to watch it at your leisure, at this link.

For those of you who haven't seen it it includes Paris Hilton as Tom Baker's Doctor (see photo).

That may either amuse you or sicken you.

If it sickens you, I can do nothing but suggest you swallow that in favor of Tina, Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler. 

I'm kind of surprised that no one has bought the domain name 1-900OKFACE.com yet.

At least they haven't so far. 

Hey, speaking of Amy, did you read the article in the NY Times on Parks & Recreation? It's at this link. Show starts a week from Thursday, NBC giving it a big launch with a wraparound of two new episodes of The Office.

Speaking of Paris, she was in a barfight yesterday. Seriously. (SOURCE)

Speaking of Rachel Dratch, she has a movie with Amy and Parker Posey coming out, but alas it's straight to DVD ... The Smoking Gun has a mugshot of the real-life Debbie Downer (or a reasonable facsimile, anyway).

And I got nothing else. Click over the jump for the clip.

New FunnyorDie.com Clip -- Paris Hilton Seeks Presidential Advice From Martin Sheen

Written by comic Owen Burke, directed by Jake Szymanski. Special guest Charlie Sheen.

Paris: "American was at its best when it was on NBC."

Finally, I agree with Paris Hilton about something.

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Video -- Paris, Benji and Girls in Blindfolds, And Set Your DVR Now!

It's all part of the action as your favorite blonde hotel heiress (who isn't Nicky Hilton, she is blonde right now, isn't she?) searches for that one person in the country that can make her look ... uh, less flaky?

Hey Larry King (above), you are not invited.

Seriously, have you seen the people involved? I've created a photo album with some of the contestants and it's at this link.

And hey, you are not allowed to watch this show, starting September 30 on MTV, unless you watch it ironically.

Very ironically.

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Paris' BFF: First Look, Bitches!

I couldn't resist. Sorry.

And second of all, idolatry much, Paris?

Anyhow, here's the first still I've been sent. I know, I could be scouring the interwebs for such things, but for the regulars and yours truly this is more a curiosity than an obsession.

And what is there to say, as you know our candidate, my cousin Marissa's pal Nicole, didn't get the nod so could the vetting process have been any better than McCain's vetting of Sarah Palin?

I watched the casting special (okay, I watched nine minutes of the casting special) on MTV and it scared me. And it prompted me to write this question to my contact representing MTV: "Is that Asian drama queen a young woman or young man? Because I really just couldn't tell."

Really couldn't.

Preview clip after the jump, unless it's one of those disabled MTV embeds that make you click over anyway, which I REALLY dislike.

Yes, it is one of those embeds. Just click this link and their page will open in a new window.

Paris Hilton Responds to McCain From Funny or Die

No words, just Paris.

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Video -- Hey, Look Who's At NY Jets Cheerleader Auditions!!!

It's my cousin Joe Amatulli's wife Ann-Marie. She's beautful. He's a lucky guy.

After the jump, video from Newsday.com of the auditions. She's interviewed. And for those who are casting agents, she acts and dances and she's just a lovely young girl who's been here to my home and you should hire her.

Now!

Video after the jump.

Video -- Littering Sitcoms with Stuntcasting, Part Deux, Paris Hilton on Earl

Before I say anything else about Paris, don't forget to click below and vote for Nikki to be Paris' BFF.

Okay, now that we've got that out of the way, there will be no discussing the travesty that was Britney on HIMYM last night. At least Paris is playing herself, in Earl's dream sequence.

FemaleFirst.co.uk:

The show's executive producer Greg Garcia joked: "When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren't exactly sure who to go with for the role. But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton."

Interview clip after the jump.

About Whores and Media Whores

Brian Lowry has a column up at Variety about Spitzer, "Kristen" (Ms. Dupre), and media complicity in generating income for high class hookers who boff big time media figures and big time tabloid figures who just boff, period:

The Spitzer affair has triggered a familiar debate about sexual politics, but relatively little discussion of the media's role in helping young women reap tidy profits from nothing more or less than with whom they are (or have been) having sex. It once might have been dubbed the horizontal path to scaling the ladder of success, though such terminology exhibits a certain old-school lack of directional imagination.

Dupre is merely the latest woman to be catapulted to fame (or at least notoriety) based on her sexcapades. Indeed, E! Entertainment Television seems to have a development pool specifically devoted to that niche, having already given the world programs featuring homemade sex-tape stars Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. MTV, meanwhile, is planning a series sequel showcasing bisexual reality TV personality Tila Tequila, who -- in what might be a first even for pseudo-celebrities -- had to deny a Page Six rumor that she was in fact (gasp) "stick-straight."

Legal entanglements notwithstanding, the not-so-subtle message for Dupre and others is that tabloid infamy represents a perfectly logical and increasingly legitimized stepping stone to 15 minutes of fame, with each additional minute usually translating into extra dollar signs.

Click the link, read it all, then come back for frivolous crap about your fave TV shows and more high minded stuff if I can come up with anything.

Don't Forget, We Are Voting For Nikki (Day 3) For Paris' New BFF

Email today from Nikki:

This is Marissa's friend Nicole.  I just wanted to say thank you so much for what your doing for me!

I really appreciate it!! 

Go ahead, vote for Nikki, do it now and then you can do it again in a mere 24 hours.

I'm hoping she'll have video up in a few days and I can post that. I suggested she shoot it in front of Tiffany's on Fifth Ave., I know that's a building that Paris can recognize.