I Am A TV Junkie

Will Ferrell at FunnyOrDie.com -- Bush, Bin Laden and a Taco Bar

Good morning. You're welcome. Now let me drink my coffee, it's only 7:35 am.

(Said as Mugatu from Zoolander: "That Will Ferrell, so hot right now.")

Video -- FunnyOrDie.com: Bring Me the Head of Joan Rivers!

Then someone did. In a jar.

Don't forget to catch Joan tonight at 10:30 eastern on E! Fashion Police. Vote for worst and best of the week while you wait.

See Joan and George Kotsiopoulos rip the feather trend into little pieces in a clip from a previous show after the jump.

Video -- What Really Happened at the Happy Endings Auditions

This show's premiere date is now only seven days away. Click here for more on the show, including lots of clips. April 13 at 9:30 right after Modern Family.

The First Funny Or Die Clip From Billy Crystal With Helen Mirren, Rob Reiner, Adam Scott

And I don't have to say a thing about it. It's posted right after the jump.

Okay, one thing ... it's great to see Rob Reiner in this, but it would also be nice to see Rob Reiner actively developing some projects for TV that might spark some sort of national fascination with something other than The Real Housewives of the 9th Circle of Dante's Inferno (which of course we know is where they keep the Stairmasters thanks to Janeane Garofalo).

Good morning. Let me get some coffee before I slide right off these tangents I'm going off on.

Video -- FridayOrDie.com: Oh No, It's ...

Her!!! Or as my sis says, "Rachael Ray sings!"

The most important piece of video you will ever watch, ever, ever, ever, ever ... after the jump.

And a bonus clip, the second most important piece of video that you will ever watch, ever, ever, ever, ever ... also after the jump.

Video -- That Katie Couric Funny Or Die Clip

Oh, whatever. Think she knows she's not getting a new deal? Does posting this make me a whore?

I have more questions, they're all variations on those above. I'm spare you.

Video -- Funny Or Die Oscar Talk with Leonard Maltin & ... Mike Tyson

Because he's a student of film and ... oh, screw it, just watch the thing.

Valentine's Day Video from Joe Jonas and Funny Or Die

Joe's in a pickle. It's Valentine's Day, he's doing a musical favor for a friend on what should be a special day for him and his girl ... but it, uh, devolves.

Watch it after the jump. While you're there, click on the MTV report clip after that, with him talking about new music is in the pipeline. Take that, Bieber, there's a Jonas out there who's not afraid of your (yes I'm gonna say it again) strange hair and current growth spurt.

(This will be the only mention of VDay on this blog. We're done now.)

Funny Or Die Presents ... Chick-Fil-Gay

Moo. Moooooo. Mooooove away from that gay hating restaurant and eat something else.

Maybe a salad? Some chicken salad?

Thanks, Funny or Die, and remember that FOD Presents, the HBO series, airs tonight after an all new episode of The Ricky Gervais Show. Preview clip for that by clicking right here.

Vote, Dammit! First Watch This Star-Studded (plus Criss Angel) FOD Clip

Yeah, Criss Angel. Well, it was good of him to show up. I guess.

And I'm assuming that Aziz Ansari was the final person to shoot, his comments are part of today's news cycle.

It IS a big TV star studded clip, though. Gillian and Don from Community, Kal Penn, Eriq LaSalle, Eric McCormack, Chris Gorham, Lake Bell, Alyssa Millano, Adam Scott, Rose McGowan ... oh just click the clip above and watch. They're all there and more.

So, as Modern Family co-exec producer Danny Zuker said the other day on Twitter: "Please vote! Unless you're a racist/homophobic/evolution denier. U should probably just go to the dentist."

He got his first hate tweets because of that, from tea party people. We were both surprised that they could read.

Video -- Michael Urie Hit by Car, Crazy Lady Attempts to Think His Injuries Away

From FunnyOrDie.com, where not a single pop psychological phenomenon goes by without being mocked.

But seriously, folks, you saw that E! reality series Pretty Wild. That woman raised her kids in accordance with the teachings in The Secret. One of her kids ended up involved in the notorious "bling ring" case, breaking into celeb homes and stealing their stuff.

Is that what you want? For your kids? For you? For Michael Urie?

Video -- FunnyOrDie.com Takes on Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Thank you, Reno 911's Thomas Lennon (you look hot in leather and a 70s pornstache, you could be in a Joe Gage movie lookin' like that) who brought along his pals Sarah Silverman, Dave Holmes, John Cho and Alex Fernie.

Parody and satire, the only problem with it is we're raising a generation that isn't smart enough to understand either.

Video -- Do You Engage in Sexual Intercourse? If So, This is Critical Viewing

Okay Christine O'Donnell, you can just click to the next post. Nothing here for you to see.

BTW, I don't believe for a moment that that woman is a virgin. She wants you to be if you're not married, btw. Oh, and don't diddle yourself, that would be wrong, lustful ... and I betcha she figures it makes you gay, too, since you're having sex with someone of the same sex.

But I digress.

Now, you won't be seeing Desperate Housewives' Kathryn Joosten and Mad Men's Rich Sommer having sex on this desk in the image above ... but I don't wanna spoil the clip for you so let's just say there might be other places for them to engage in the act on set.

A quick description ...

Every year, the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 new sex acts. Who gets those patents is decided by Mr. Stevens and Mrs. Davis - collectively known as The Committee. In each episode, a different hopeful pitches to the Department of Amatory Copyright in the hope that their imaginative new sex act will become this years' Rusty Trombone.

Two episodes, the first with Community's Alison Brie and the second featuring The Big Bang Theory's Simon Helberg, after the jump.

If you watch these at work with the volume way up ... well, if you do you're a moron. NSFW.

From FunnyOrDie.com, where your favorite TV actors go to say dirty words.

Video -- New From The CW and Bret Easton Ellis?

No, but it does have Bret Harrison (Reaper) and Amanda Crew and ... click it, it's from Funny Or Die.

Good morning.

Video -- Jewel, Sarah Palin, Todd, Crabs, Coffee, & Bob Marley

Watch this, click here. It's from FunnyOrDie.com.

Video -- Dave Franco Gets Catblocked

It's a Funny Or Die clip that includes Dave Franco (Scrubs' final season, James' bro) in bed in briefs, of course I'm gonna post it.

Oh, Jamie-Lynn Sigler is in it, too, you know, for you straight guys.

I would have called this clip "The Case of the Jealous Pussy," but that's just me.

Watch it, at this link.

Video -- Eva Mendes Sex Tape? Yes!

Hey, I don't shoot the stuff, I just post it.

You know you wanna look, just click this link. My work is done here.

I'm sure you'll click it second, but here's the trailer for her new film The Other Guys (LINK).

Video -- Dinner For Schmucks Star Carell to Dinner For Schmucks Star Galifianakis: "You're Fat"

Carell, apparently ego-boosted through the roof after a recent Craig Ferguson appearance where Craig shamelessly flirted with him and complimented on his solid manly chest (clip) goes apeshit on poor Zach, bringing him to tears.

Poor Zach.

Carell, once again proving he's the biggest shithead in Hollywood.

Mel who?

Yeah, there's a movie involved, click for the Dinner for Schmucks trailer. I really wish they would have shot for an R instead of a PG-13, but whatev. It's the difference between my seeing it in the theatre vs. waiting for cable, though.

It's not just a content issue, either. If I can get to a R-rated matinee I will, if only to avoid your screaming, cell phoning, texting kids with their talking, seat kicking and general obnoxiousness.

Video via Funny or Die. 

You're not really taking me seriously, right? Okay.

I just love the key art for the poster. It's perfect.

Funny Or Die Video -- Emma Stone Shows You a New KILLER iPhone App

Watch it by clicking this. No, not this, this is the GQ.com profile of Emma with very hot AND FUNNY pics.

This (LINK) is what you wanna click.

Not this link, that's the link to watch the trailer for Easy A, Emma's new film co-starring the now retired Amanda Bynes and Lisa Kudrow.

And not this link, either, which will open a clip of Emma with my pal Carrie Keagan from No Good Television.

Just so we have that straight. Okay, then.

Video Top 5 -- Australia's Scathing 60 Minutes Australia BP Spill Report (2 parts), Much More!

It's Thursday, it's still raining and overcast here in North County San Diego and that gives me plenty of time to click around the online video offerings. Here we go ...

1. Two parts (ONE) (TWO) from 60 Minutes Australia Channel 9 (show site in case you're curious) on our lead story here in the states for the last two months from down in the Gulf

2. On a MUCH lighter note ... I love when straight guys do bad drag, and here's a bunch of it. From, among others, Fabrizio Goldstein (Twitter's The Fat Jew and friend of friend of the blog Ben Lyons) it this parody of MTV unscripted shows called The SkinNY (LINK)

3. Guess who's on location on the Isle of Man (subbing for Scotland), Ty Davies? Yes, it's David Tennant starring in a film called Decoy Bride for the people who brought you Me and Orson Welles. It co-stars our Michael Urie (Ugly Betty, The Temperamentals on stage) and Alice Eve. Doctor #10 talks to some UK chatshow about it on location (LINK)

4. From FOD: After a viral pandemic struck the world a few years ago, scientists had to scramble to stop the spread of the virus but they could do nothing for those who had already been infected. Now those who were exposed face their biggest challenge yet.... High School, it's Puppet High (LINK)

5. Robert Klein and the remarkable Jonathan Winters tonight on Paul Provenza's Showtime series The Green Room talk about getting, you know, on in years, and doing comedy (LINK)

And a bonus clip for those of you who haven't seen it, you gotta experience not just a double rainbow but the doubly endearing freakout that accompanies it (LINK), plus listen to him talk to CBS News about the sensation he's "inflicted" on us (LINK)

Video -- Tom Lennon, Ben Garant Review the Reno 911 XXX Parody

Do not watch this at work, or don't watch it with the sound on, anyway. And make sure your body blocks others from seeing the screen.

So, why did I post this, you ask? Because it's just the greatest thing ever, that's all.

Click here for it.

BTW, these two guys (who write together) have three films in development currently in development including How to Survive a Robot Uprising based on this book (LINK).

And, watch the official trailer for that Reno 911 XXX parody by clicking this.

(But not at work, okay? Okay).

Video Top 5 -- Matt Smith at Glasto, Prince Tribute from Janelle Monae, Walter Bishop ...

... and more including The IT Crowd and Pat O'Brien looking for a new job.

(I stopped posting a video top 5 a while back, it's time to bring it back.)

1. At the Glastonbury Festival Matt Smith comes out on stage with Orbital for their version of the Doctor Who theme (LINK)

2. Janelle Monae performs Let's Go Crazy at the BET Awards for Prince (who seems to enjoy it? he could be a little more demonstrative imho) (LINK)

3. Fox is pulling out all the stops this season to get John Noble an Emmy nod for Fringe. Here's part of the campaign (LINK)

4. Compare the pilot episode of The IT Crowd (series four underway in the UK, here in the states in August on IFC) with its German version, Das iTeam (LINK -- no embed code, the link will take you to YouTube)

5. From Funny or Die, a return to video for Pat O'Brien, former entertainment news show host and hooker/coke/sex phone message leaver gets a new manager (LINK)

2 Clips -- It's a Charmageddon From Queer As Folk Star Hal Sparks Friday on Showtime

Friday at 10 on Showtime you can catch Hal's latest standup special. Two clips below for your previewing enjoyment include ...

• Sext Me!
• Size Matters

Clips courtesy FunnyOrDie.com. Visit Hal's website at this link. Hear him from time to time on The Stephanie Miller Show on various radio stations smart and fearless enough to carry the show.

The CD and DVD versions of this show go on sale June 29, pre-order from Amazon at these links (digital audio download) (DVD).

Watch! -- Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green, School Budgets, Van Halen?, FunnyOrDie.com

A clip called Hot for Teachers (get the Van Halen reference?). Click here, it'll pop up right here on the page.

In association with SayNoToCuts.com, which is a site that the Rethuglican gubernatorial candidates Meg Whitman and Steve Poizner should look at as well as the target of the site, our action-movie actor governor.

Yeah, I have to remind you that the people of my state voted for an action-movie actor for governor, based almost entirely on his IMDB page and not a resume that showed he could do the job.

Hey Poizner and Whitman, I've seen your ads claiming that liberal failure is to blame for the state's problems. Exactly how do you figure that? Which liberals and what failure are you talking about, because the way I see it we'd be in much better shape if the people of California realized that you don't get services for free and Prop 13 has held the state way back, especially in terms of how we deliver education to the state's kids.

Video -- Funny People Tweeted For Haiti Schools, DVD March 26th, Trailer Here, Watch Now!

Here's the deal ...

140 performers. One tweet each. One Stage. One Night only. Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel (MTV's Human Giant) welcome 140 Twitterers from the world of comedy, music, sports, and entertainment to the Upright Citizens Brigade stage to each perform one of their signature tweets in front of a live audience. In a partnership with STILLERSTRONG & FUNNY OR DIE, 100% of the proceeds go to Artists For Peace and Justice to benefit the Haitian School Initiative. With your help and generosity, our goal is to help rebuild schools in Haiti with Architecture For Humanity.

Are you in? I so am. The download is only $2.99 from Amazon so everyone can get in on the fun. Or you can order the DVD for $10.99 at this link.

Here's the trailer from Funny Or Die. Do this, it's something good that's good for you and good for kids in Haiti.

FunnyorDie.com Video -- Who's the Old Lady in the Bathtub? It's #HeidiMontag!

I get the joke, Heidi making a pitch for gov't regulation of credit cards (after she bought those 10 procedures on her plastic). But, Speidi has always supported Rethuglican causes in the past, and this is hardly a Rethuglican cause.

In fact the vast majority of those on the right object to any regulation of the banking or credit industries. Why? Because that's where their campaign money comes from.

Yes, also people on the left, but mostly the right.

Watch the clip here. Click over to the site set up by the proponents of the Consumer Financial Protection Act at this link.

Finally, the number in the image above is for you to call Richard Shelby and Chris Dodd, two senators key in this bill's passage, and also in the tub above. Call them.

Now.

And I'm sorry I made you look at the horrifying plastic surgery victim. I owe you one.

Video -- Pee-wee Herman Gets An iPad!

Some clips need nothing from me, like this one.

Watch the Trailer -- The Kids In The Hall's Death Comes To Town Needs to Come to America, NOW!

I alluded to the return of The Kids In The Hall's new comic miniseries last month with my Paul Bellini/Shuckton, Ontario post.

I can now tell you that the Bellini pic (LINK) I posted was a still from the trailer for the series that you can watch here via FunnyOrDie.com.

No, don't keep reading, go back and watch the clip, it's very very funny!

Okay, now go to the CBC site for the show at DeathComesToTown.com and click around to familiarize yourself with the characters and the story.

Done? Good.

Now, if you're in the US I need to you help me get this TV event brought south of the border to us. There is yet to have been a US outlet announced for the show, which I see as a natural fit for one of the cablers, either IFC or Sundance of Comedy Central (which once co-produced KITH in America) or even HBO or Showtime for a latenight run.

Why has it not happened without us having to do some heavy lifting? I don't know. You would think it would be a natural for some cable network but apparently no one has snapped it up.

Yet.

Who should be target? What is the best fit for this project right now?

Once we find that out, how to we approach them about picking up the miniseries?

There's a comment section below ... let's try to hash something out there. And then we can start writing letters and making phone calls.

Because US fans of The Kids don't want to have to illegally download this from some sketchy torrent site, they want to see it on their mondo hugo big screen TVs while sitting in their comfy chairs.

Jersey Shore's The Situation: "Every Time I Lift My Shirt, A Piece of Me Dies"

Oh, just watch the thing, if only for Pauly D's British accent.

Funny or Die Video -- Alyssa Milano, From Zero to Jersey in 75 Seconds

I have nothing to say except to tell you to watch this.

Jersey Shore "Bobby Bottleservice" Audition Tape Surfaces -- Not Suitable for Work

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape - watch more funny videos

Video -- Rachel Bilson? Stunning. McG? Frickin' Filmmaking Genius!

A rare behind the scenes look at the making of a film. Very rare.

I suggest every actress in Hollywood should try to do a film with McG; the way he works with women when there's sensitive content is just so refreshing and caring and kind.

Watch McG, Bilson and co-star Adam Scott (Starz's Party Down) this very poignant scene from the new film Hearts of Palm.

Upcoming in theatres for Rachel, btw, is the big Valentine's Day release New York, I Love You with a star-studded cast including Natalie Portman, Shia LaBeouf, Bradley Cooper, Blake Lively, Justin Bartha, James Caan, Andy Garcia ... well, I can't even list them all, you should click over to the IMDB page for the rest.

Eva Amuri, Cloris Leachman, Orlando Bloom, Drea de Matteo (sorry, I couldn't resist).

It''s after the jump.

FunnyOrDie.com Video -- October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, So ...

... I guess all you straight guys can use that "I'm here at your front door to administer a breast exam" scheme of which you are so fond.

Seriously, someone got arrested for that last year. I know! Click this link for details on that.

Join Alyson Hannigan, Emily Deschanel (see image above, hehehe), Kat McPhee, Minka Kelly and Jaime King in this great clip from Funny Or Die which really raises (or lowers, depending on your point of view) the bar on breast cancer awareness video.

In my opinion it seriously raises the bar. It's after the jump.

And, while you're at it, take out your credit card and click over to the Stand Up To Cancer website and show the love, gang. Show the love.

Or the Komen Foundation, your call.

When is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month anyway? Anyone? Buehler?

FOD, I expect a clip for that, too. Can you get Clooney for that shoot?

Funny or Die Video -- The Real Victims: Health Insurance Executives

Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant, Masi Oka, Jordana Spiro, Linda Cardellini and Donald Faison didn't take a damn nickel for being in this very very important message.

Great news for all the people profiled on this page at SickForProfit.com, including Stephen J. Hemsley, Edward Hanway, Michael McCallister, Ronald A. Williams, Allen Wise and Angela Braly. You really need to click over there and see exactly what kind of money these people are making.

If they don't keep making money, who's gonna be able to buy all the pink unicorns for their kids? You don't think pink unicorns exist? You don't know people who make this kind of money.

After the jump. Unfortunately, I don't think a lot of people who have been whipped up by the fringe media are smart enough to understand parody. 

Funny or Die Video -- Mandy Moore's Vagina: Now Fresher and ... Faster?

"It's gives your vagina wings." So it will match your maxipad, I guess.

LINK

Video -- Would You Buy a Used Toyota From Kathryn Hahn?

Yeah you would. Ian Roberts (UCB, Reno 911)  does in the clip below with a little bit of, uh ... prodding.

A clip that is certainly not suitable for work or the kids from the upcoming motion picture The Goods, starring some guy who had a problem with mercury poisoning. I hear good things about it.

You straight guys and this thing you have for girl-on-girl? It'll make you do anything, won't it. What's the strangest thing you've ever done in pursuit of a two woman three-way? Leave an anonymous comment below?

Clip after the jump. The movie opens on August 14. This was the first and best clip I could find without Piven, but if you like the Piven click here for more.

LINK

Video -- Tiffani Thiessen "Too Busy" for Jimmy Fallon Saved by the Bell Reunion

She apparently has a number of things on her plate and needed to make a public statement to avoid the slings and arrows of her castmates and fans. The Funny Or Die team was happy to accomodate her.

LINK

Video -- Vegans Silverstone and Morrissette Caught EATING FISH!!!

Okay, so they're Pepperidge Farms Goldfish. I got you to click over.

Watch the trailer for their new roadtrip chick flick with a monster soundtrack in the clip after the jump.

Okay, so it's not really a movie, it's a Funny or Die clip. At least no animals were harmed in the making of the trailer for My Mother's Red Hat. However, the street cred of a number of indie bands might have been. Go, look, see for yourself.

Funny or Die Video from Tony Romo -- New Endorsements: Dame Judi Dench, Panty and Brake Liners

But no endorsements for a blonde ex-pop singer. Hmm, he must have decided to return the product.

LINK

Video -- The Blue Man Group, Before They Were Stars

Everybody's gotta start somewhere. From Funny or Die. Features Ian Gomez from the JJ Abrams rep company.

LINK

Video -- From the Set, Ryan Reynolds Versus Betty White (?!?), Act 1

LINK

Watch the trailer for their new movie, The Proposal, after the jump. It opens June 12.

Just Checking In and Passing on Some Great Links

Thought I would check in quickly while I had a moment.

I'm assisting in some familial matters lately and it's gotten in the way of me getting to this space, and as I either promised or previewed some things that I haven't gotten a chance to post I thought I would say thanks for holding on.

I'm trying to keep your regulars fed with at least the timely stuff.

And, I have to admit to taking the opportunity last night to run up to the WGA Theatre to see my friend Jeff Greenstein interview Ron Moore, which was great but frankly if I hadn't bought a ticket ahead of time I probably would have bailed.

But eventually you'll be able to buy a DVD of the evening and I'll be back with a link for that when it's up at their site. Because the sales benefit the WGA Foundation and its work I highly recommend its purchase.

And I'll tell you all about that when I can get back to it. With pilot season closing down, upfronts coming, early renewals, etc ... and, frankly, me getting invited to some really cool stuff thanks to this blog ... I've got lots to share.

In the meantime, some links I'm passing along that I'll cover in more detail in the days ahead:

Heroes Nowhere Man Webisode 3  starring David Lawrence

Funny or Die UK has a lot of your britcom favorites (Peter Serafinowicz, Lucas and Walliams) and some new ones you'll like (Bishop and Douch, start with A Brief History of Bishop and Douch and then to Bishop's Gay, which brings some needed ambiguity, certainly, to that argument)

Zach Galfianakis gets awkward with Natalie Portman at Funny of Die US.

Stewie Griffin guests on an all-new episode of Bones. 'Cause he's that good. First episode of the show I will have ever watched, tomorrow at 8 on Fox.

Finally ...

Alan Tudyk commenting on those who suggest out of all the players in the Joss stable, Alpha had to be him (Fox conference call transcript):

I’m sure there’s plenty of Joss people that it could have been.  I would have liked to have seen—I don’t know the actor’s name, the one who plays Moist in the Dr. Horrible series.  I think he would have been a surprise because you really would have bought the Steven Kepler part of it maybe even a little more totally than me.  You wouldn’t have seen that turn come as easily. 

Well Alan, except that Simon Helberg is on this own show, which has become much more of an ensemble comedy this year and Wolowitz is a go-to character.

Tudyk is upcoming in ABC's V pilot, btw, but gave away nothing. Sworn to secrecy, he said.

Watch the Dollhouse finale Friday please.

And there's that CBS thing about not wanting their sitcom stars to guest on other networks, like Kaley.

I'll be back ASAP.

I miss you.

Video -- Denise Richards' Funbags and Earth Day, Combined!

This site is the only place you can observe Earth Day and Denise's funbags.

But really? From you, Joe? Are you sure? Since when are YOU interested in Denise Richards' funbags?

Well, it started ... oh, just watch the clip. It's after the jump.

Apparently we're ramping up soon for a new season of Denise Richards (Colon) It's Complicated on E!

Honey, I hope that's a spray tan. On this Earth Day a reminder to all of you to ...

a) Wear your sunscreen

b) Decrease you carbon footprint, and finally ...

c) Go visit my brother Dr. Bill the meteorologist's page at Daily Kos, filled with all kinds of political and environment news and analysis.

Well c'mon, I couldn't just write about Denise's funbags, could I?

Of course, her show is brought to you by E! and Ryan Seacrest Productions.

And global warming is brought to you by deniers like Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe and others, and your neighbor's wasteful energy habits.

Because that's not you still using incandescent bulbs, is it? Well, is it?

Go green, use compact flourescent. More details from EnergyStar.gov at this link.

Happy Earth Day! To everyone, and to Denise Richards' funbags (which I believe are biodegradable).

Video -- Funny Or Die Takes on Hateful, Bigoted "Gathering Storm" Ad & Brings the Funny

Featuring Sarah Chalke, Jason Lewis, Lynne Stewart, Alicia Silverstone, Lance Bass, Liz Feldman, Sophia Bush, Drew Droege, Mike Hitchcock, Daniele Gathier, Jay Lay, Erin Foley, George Takei, and Jane Lynch.

Written by Liz Feldman and Mike Rose.

Produced by Liz Feldman, Mike Rose, Lauren Palmigiano and Mike Farah, Director of Photography Brad Schulz, Editing and Special Effects by Brad Schulz, with Gay Raindrops by Lauren Palmigiano and Pete Zias.

Special Thanks to Billy Lazurus and Greg Clark.

Genius! Thank you! Love FOD. Go there and join and rate this!

Clip is after the jump for you homepagers.

Funny Or Die "420" Video from Scrubs Star Donald Faison -- Really Not Suitable for Work

Which just makes you wanna watch it more, doesn't it.

Ah, forbidden fruit. Or, in this case, forbidden herb.

LINK

Faison's new movie, Next Day Air, co-starring Mos Def, opens on May 8th. Trailer after the jump.

Lindsay Lohan for eHarmony.com?

No, not really, but check out LiLo from Funny or Die, her first clip for the site, and at a time where we all could be reminded that she has some humor in her.

LINK

Video -- Zac Efron Has a Pool Party and Everyone is Invited

Brody Jenner discussing Paul Krugman (Nobel Prize winning economist), Nicole Richie and that tattooed guy she lives with from that band (I'm old, I can't remember all these kids, oh that's right, Joel Madden), Carmen Electra, Brittany Snow, Vanessa (of course), Queen Latifah, Jessica Rose (Lonelygirl15 anyone?), Justin Long, 90210's Jessica Stroup, Lance Bass (who is not Zac's on the down low date, trust me) ...

... and then Uncle Hank and his GF Randi (Thomas Lennon from Reno 911, Nicole Sullivan from Rita Rocks and Mad TV) show up and the skeeviness begins.

As in "Ew."

From the Funny Or Die gang just ahead of Zac's movie premiere this weekend.

How convenient!

Clip after the jump. Thanks, Patrick.

Gobstopper -- See the Movie Trailer That Premiered at SXSW Right Here

Click beyond the jump for my remarks. Exclusive image courtesy OrDieNetworks.com and GobstopperMovie.com.

LINK

Jon Hamm Funny or Die Video -- Lexcorp Needs a Bailout, Luthor Explains

Stuff happens during tough times, stuff like the Man of Steel.

Jon Hamm with no hair is still better than 99% of America with hair. Enjoy.

Season three of Mad Men returns this Summer and I think we still have some Jon Hamm 30 Rock eps remaining, don't we?

Deb? Roberta? Anyone?

For more Jon, more Mad Men and more Deb and Roberta Lipp, you must run (don't walk) to their blog, Basket of Kisses, as it is my primary source for that stuff.

Clip after the jump.

Funny Or Die Video -- Literal Video, Billy Idol's White Wedding

More explanation: What if the people singing the song in the music video were actually singing lyrics that explained what was going on onscreen?

Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Billy Idol.

LINK