If you took Fringe's Massive Dynamic and tried to merge that company with Veridian Dynamics all the Veridian employees would be canned in the impending layoffs for being inept.
Certainly the people at Veridian have as much evil in their hearts ... after all, they froze scientist Phil on orders of their Vice President, just to see if they could. But then while moving the frozen Phil to another location, hilarity strikes. Watch this clip.
Such is the work environment at Veridian, home of an office chair just uncomfortable enough to improve work productivity (after some tweaks, necessary after someone went batshit insane), cowless meat and frozen (and then unfrozen) Phil.
Victor Fresco brings you this company, the reverse analogue of Massive, in Better Off Ted, a new ABC show starring Jay Harrington (The Division, Desperate Housewives) as the titular head of research and development for Veridian. Ted is the eye of the storm, the rest of them are the storm, especially Portia de Rossi in a role that if it wasn't written for her is just a perfect fit.
De Rossi's Veronica? Letter perfect comedy ice queen corporate warrior who doesn't let anything get between her and what she wants, with a high degree of fear about the Board of Directors of Veridian.
Jonathan Slavin (the guy on the right in the picture below) comes along
with Fresco from Andy Richter Controls the Universe (one of my canceled faves of the past) as scientist Phil, no match for Veronica, teamed with Lem, his lab cohort. If you don't know Slavin, I predict that he could break out with this role in the same way Simon Helberg has with Big Bang Theory's Howard Wolowitz. He's all despair and nerves with a wife who doesn't seem to care much about his freezing adventure (he reports that she didn't mind at all!) and it should be a treat to watch him find the funny in that each week.
(His lab partner, Lem? (other guy in the pic) That's not Dave Chappelle, believe it or not. Can you imagine two guys looking more alike, though?)
Also included is Andrea Anders, who I always enjoy in stuff, even Joey. Yes, even Joey. She's a potential love interest for Ted. And there's a daughter for Ted as well, which is once again an overwritten kids role, but that's de riguer these days.
Sure, I was a chatty, humorous child, but we are few and far between.
So, ripe for send-ups of corporate America, government oversight and general workplace politics, I've added the show to my DVR series manager. I suggest you do the same.
And if you were one of those people who didn't find the time in your schedules to see it (the show was the worst comedy premiere for ABC since 2005 per the Hollywood Reporter) you can catch it online at ABC.com or maybe, just maybe, because the numbers were so low ABC will reair the thing on Friday or Saturday night and actually do some effective PR for it.
When you've got Victor Fresco, who comes at a price, and you spend all the money on putting together a new show, to not promote it is not just ridonkulous, it's criminal.
Another clip after the jump, Veronica's corporate intro video. It's very funny stuff.
Maybe during the run of the show Veronica will get an artificial limb to match Fringe's Nina Sharp. Until then, she's still so much funnier.