Okay, first off? Kendra Wilkinson is preggers. I know, the kid's gonna think saline is the new milk, but what can you do.
Hopefully husband-to-be Hank (with the) Baskett will do something about cleaning up after her so the kid doesn't think he or she is being born into a swamp marsh.
(The woman's a pig. The crap all over the house? I'm no Felix Unger but even I would have ring her little neck. Can she not see the ground for her inflated chest?
From her blog at Celebuzz (and no, she is not e.e. cummings):
this is the best wedding gift i could have ever asked for and i cant
wait until the time gets closer when i can start decorating the baby’s
room and shopping for him or her…im definitely going to go ALL out!
all of you mommies out there are going to have to give me tips on all
the important baby preparations…remember, im a first timer here haha.
ive been reading all of the books but these books arent going to tell
me everything so i definitely would appreciate your advice!
Kendra's reading? Be afraid, be very afraid.
Her show? Two million six hundred thousand of us (me included) watching the one hour-plus premiere. Highest debut since Anna Nicole.
(You gotta wonder about the overage on the debut night. Was there really a producer saying this?
"I know it's longer than the time slot but you can't cut any of this critical footage of the breadth and expanse of her mess. You gotta get every pile of clothes and ancilliary crap on the screen. We really need to see what a slob she is."
Well, whatev, it certainly boosted the return of Denise Richards' Colon, It's Complicated. Biggest numbers ever for that show. Then again, last season its lead in was the Lohan show, so that's not really fair to compare.
Denise this season is all about taking risks, like risking showing that opening segment at Hyde where she gets harrassed. What a set-up!!!
And btw, what's to get stressed over when you're hosting a New Year's Bash in Vegas? All you gotta do is stand in the DJ booth and count down, have a drink, leave.
Sheesh, girl, you managed to get through three boob jobs and this is troubling you? What, was your co-host Lance Bass too menacing?
Did your friend Krista Allen telling you your dress sucked traumatize you that much? (She was right, and you know that because the producer told you that was gonna happen before you shot it.)
Okay, on to Kathy Griffin, who is the class of the field. Isn't that amazing? Kathy "I don't come to your job and slap the dicks out of your mouth" Griffin is the class of the field?
In her preem, she goes to Vegas to hang with Bette Midler. I kvelled, as I am required to do per my gay handbook (we get them when we hit 18). Kathy is spending this season seeking instruction from A-Listers on how to get there.
(Two Emmys? You're there, bee-atch!)
This is what I think Kathy should do after this concept quits working, she should interview every living gay icon for Bravo, just like James Lipton but with everyone from Mamie Van Doren (her very politically astute blog at this link) to RuPaul.
The big opening reveal is that former assistant Jessica is gone, but Tom and Tiffany are still there to follow Kathy around so that when she talks it doesn't look like she's talking to herself.
Which is good, because otherwise it could just be construed as a show about a woman completely losing it, which as we know is already on TV, on Headline News, called Nancy Grace.
Do you need clips? Nah. Not really. If you do, clips are out there, go get 'em.
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