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So The Plan is ... We All Move Into Darling Tower, Where "Life is Truly Rich"

I'm sure that with all we know about the Darling family, including ...

The story about the Darling who's not really a Darling (Patrick -- link to Patrick's MySpace page)

The story about the Darling that's cheating on his wife with the transsexual cosmetology student (Patrick -- and btw I can't quite figure out if Candis Cayne is coming back this season or not, or for how long, but she was wonderful -- actually Emmy nomination wonderful -- as Carmelita)

The story about the Darling that has an inappropriate relationship with family enemy Simon Elder (Patrick Darling ... and Karen Darling, and I love Natalie Zea and especially how she moves across the screen)

The story about ... well, you get the idea, huh?

... they won't mind slashing their price at Darling Tower (click it, it's fun!) so we can grab that penthouse suite with the private entrance.

I think we should take our meeting with Patrick, though. Obviously. Because we seem to have the most leverage with him. Though I wouldn't mind getting former Rev. Brian Darling in "the little room" to negotiate, either. On second thought, didn't he fess up to all his misdeeds at the end of season one? Well, I'm sure with his temper and that wandering libido of his there will be more dirt to dig.

That's what it's about after all, isn't it? Dirty, sexy ... money? Hey, that's a great name for a TV show!

In addition to what's readily apparent, the Darling Tower website also has all kinds of secrets, but you and that little hand on the screen (which is attached to the mouse which is attached to the big hand on the end of your wrist) have to be crafty as an enigmatic billionaire industrialist with a hazy past.

I know, we have more Darlings to discuss, but the season doesn't start for another three weeks, we have time.

I will have more before the October 1 premiere.

A tour of the Darling mansion in a widget from ABC after the jump.

And no, I didn't forget the rest of the cast. We'll cover them, it's a big cast. And Lucy Liu. Because everything's better with a little Liu, huh?

Video -- Striking Paramount on MLK Day, Billy Baldwin, Sarah Silverman ...

... and a lot of writers (including Randy Huggins from The Unit) and actors (including Yvette Nicole Brown) talking about Dr. King and the fight for justice against corporations and the corporate agenda.

Sarah says that Rupert Murdoch actually called NBC last week trying to get tickets for an episode of Saturday Night Live for friends. Asshole!

Do you not even realize what's goin' on? Didn't he wonder what happened to his fresh eps of 24? Does he watch TV at all?

You should really have to watch it if you're gonna own it.

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