I Am A TV Junkie

@infoMania on @currenttv -- Well Of Course Johnny Weir Isn't Too Gay for Figure Skating

I might not wanna watch a blond-wigged fop cavort in a bathtub with his trust fund baby pals while imitating Russian call girls but I would never suggest that he were too "anything" for "anything."

Too gay to skate? The ghost of Toller Cranston could do you some serious harm if he heard that.

Watch Bryan Safi's That's Gay segment from last night's infoMania on Current TV, just click this link.

(If you're lucky, you'll see a commercial that features Fringe producers/writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci.)

The Sundance Channel has lots of Johnny Weir for you at this link.

And here's a clip from that show for those so disposed, the preview clip for episode five featuring Evgeni Plushenko.

I just joined this Plushenko Facebook group, you might like it too, it's called Evgeni Plushenko is a Jerk and you can find it at this link.

If you're planning to click away without watching those Toller Cranston clips behind the link in the secong paragraph you will be seriously hurting my feelings.

Video -- Johnny Weir's Sundance Channel Reality Show: See the Exact Moment I Stopped Watching

Just in case you're busy, here's the clip and at the 16- second mark in this clip, which is about the one-minute mark in the show (opening credits).

It was, for me, his best friend (really? not boyfriend? not lover? just best friend? really?) Paris Childers sitting like that (see image, right) to hide his junk and drinking white wine in the tub, with Johnny in a blond wig doing an imitation of a Russian TV journalist.

(Before we move on, his name is really Paris? Really? Not something he tacked on as an homage to, well, you know ... ?

That was it, DONE! It's one thing to enjoy drag performers, which I do ... totally another to watch two adult men act like teenage girls, albeit teenage girls who drink white wine in the tub together.

McHale and The Soup are right, it is the gayest thing on TV. Even too gay for me, and ... well, you know, I have built up a tolerance through all these gays days of my life.

Watch Joel's clip at this link. It introduces his new segment, "Gay Shows," which I hope will be returning and soon, if only for the many unused clips of that guy from Little Miss Perfect on WEtv.

I do love my figure skating, though. Always have. That, ski jumping and the half-pipe are the only things I'm looking forward to at the Vancouver Games. I used to love the hockey tourney too but now all the NHL guys you know are on foreign teams and, well, what's the use?

Hey, is that real fur Johnny is wearing top of post? Shame, shame, if it is. No, I haven't joined PETA, I'm having a steak later. But there's no reason for real fur.