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Jennifer Aniston Currently Shooting 30 Rock Ep in NYC

Anyone with details, please let me know what they have Jen doing, I'm half hoping she's playing herself and half hoping she's playing Angelina (or a doppelganger, anyway) though I think she's too classy for that.

If I could choose the character, I would be playing a woman with an outsized sense of herself that buys entire nations so that she can push out babies in private and then sell the pics for big money (no whammies) to fund the charitable endeavors that cover up the fact that she has an outsized sense of herself.

And her importance.

And her celebrity.

You know, like that chick who married Brad Pitt just so that she had someone pretty to look at carrying around her kids and her luggage.

What the Buck?!? -- Economies of Scale Edition

Ha! Fooled you.

Economies of Scale indeed. No, it's just a potpourri of stuff. And I don't believe for a second that Angelina Jolie has only slept with four men in her life.

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There's a blooper reel at the end, don't miss it.

What the Buck?!? on Britney and Her New Pet Bird

I've heard conflicting reports on this Britney appearance on the True Colors HRC tour. Does anyone know for sure? Not that I'll be there, I just thought I'd update Internet Superstar Michael Buckley before the weekend.

BTW, Angelina Jolie is too thin, but that's me talking, everyone is too thin as far as I can tell. And, even I would go to a strip club owned by Pamela Anderson, as long as I could share a cocktail with her (virgin for her, she's Hep C, you know).

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Tonight on Charlie Rose: Angelina Jolie & Mariane Pearl

You know, I realize that she does great things all over the world and she's calling attention to issues that I find very important, and the people in her life seem to like her, but there's something about this woman that prevents me from liking her (you know, in that way we like or dislike celebs).

Maybe if I watch her with Charlie Rose I'll get a different sense of her, but I'm not hopeful about that.

Am I the only one?

UPDATE: You know I meant Angelina, right?