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Video -- Saucy Adriana Lima to Guest on Ugly Betty

TV Guide (with a hat tip to TV Week):

The 27-year-old beauty will play herself, but will get to show off her acting chops. In the episode, Lima models for Mode's "sizzling hot issue" and gives Betty (America Ferrera) the scoop on the secret to her sexiness — consuming the fictional exotic fruit "tico berry."

She shoots in NYC this coming week, so look out for her, and see the scorching hotness.

So far there are 132 references online to the tico berry in a Google search.

You know how I love to count those things. BTW, there are now 17,800 references to wonderflonium (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog at Hulu).

After the jump, she talks to YoungHollywood.com about what she looks for in a man. I don't think it's me, do you?

Oh Snap! Even Straight Guy Bloggers Dissing Tyra, Top Model and Moonves

Our pal Robert Seidman at TVByTheNumbers.com:

Over on the CW, Tyra Banks still can’t quite draw 4 million live plus same day DVR viewers for America’s Next Top Model.  I think if Giselle Bundchen was hosting, she’d double the ratings.  Only problem is that unlike  Tyra, Giselle puts the super in super model and reportedly clears almost as much cash as CBS’ chief Les Moonves (he pays himself $37 million a year).  I don’t think Les could handle somebody working for him who makes more money.  Even if it was good for the ratings.  The CW is half owned by CBS, but as is often noted, CBS calls 100% of the shots.  I’d let Time Warner call the other half so that blame could be spread.  But that’s just me.

Bob, don't you know that Tyra has tentacles that will reach out and squeeze the last ounce of breath from your lungs? You are taking your life in your own hands.

Or, possibly Les will send the Chenbot out after you, Bob. The Chenbot is dangerous.

Personally, I prefer the saucy Adriana Lima (far right, above).

UPDATE: Turns out Robert doesn't like "Bob."

Today Show Super Ad Review with Barbara Lippert, Donny Deutsch

And yes, I love it that Charlie Brown finally wins.

Adriana Lima is after the jump. Click it, you know you want to, need to, have to ...