Hey, the last time that Billy Bush made the blog was when he went off on his shoe/foot/ankle/leg fetish.
That was great. This is almost as good.
I don't know if you've been following this on Access Hollywood Live (middays, check your listings) but Billy's not a fan of the new Paris Hilton series on Oxygen.
(Disclaimer: I did try to watch this show. DVR'd it, sat down, hit play ... 5 minutes later I was done. DONE! She walks in her mother's house after being on the news in a bedsheet on her balcony when someone breaks in. She whines from the get go, makes a mess of the refrigerator and kitchen counter, whines some more and then slumps into a chair will continuing to simultaneously whine. That's when I deleted the show from my machine, lest it infect the other shows.)
Billy's beef is that Paris Hilton should be nowhere near someone who needs help with an addiction problem. That person would be Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller (above left), who comes to Kathy Hilton for help. The scene, which they've just replayed on AH Live, is Kathy in her now cleaned up kitchen compelling Brooke to cry/yell "I need help" for the benefit of the show's videographers. Then a voiceover of Paris lamenting that Brooke didn't come to her with her massive drugs problem.
To her?
Seriously, Paris, you are only the go-to-gal when the topic is how to create undetectable smuggling pockets in stuffed animals and other plush toys.
And this drugs problem of Brooke's is so massive that for a moment and I'm guessing because he had so much drugs, Brooke almost went back to Charlie as one of three of his Goddesses. (image right)
Imagine that, leaving your husband because he tried to kill you on a couple of occasions (allegedly) but wanting to be high so badly that you would relent to returning to that guy not in a marriage but as one of three glorified sex slaves (allegedly ... just put the word allegedly after everything in this post).
That, boys and girls, is drug addiction. It's a very serious subject and Paris Hilton, despite the protestations that came with this new Oxygen reality show, isn't a serious woman. She's her own plaything.
So Billy Bush, here's to you for keepin' it real.
The thing about this show is that it has such potential to destroy Paris' brand I'm surprised her management let her go through with it. She comes across as exactly what she is. And it's not good.
If you're completely morbidly wanting to see Brooke lose it, I posted the clip after the jump.
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