1. Big Brother 11 Includes an Oil Rig Salesman (timely), a Kosher Podiatrist (first orthodox Jew ever in the house, Saturdays will be an issue for him), a swimming physicist and hot chicks. Hey, it's not me, that just about all they tell you in the clip (click the clip at the top of this post).
2. Elizabeth Edwards is extraordinarily gracious on the Today show, especially considering what a dick her husband is (LINK)
3. Over in the UK, static-faced Danii Minogue (Kylie's sis and face injectables fan) says her X-Factor gig is not assured for next series (speaking into what I can only describe as a forest of robot penises, image left), while the TV Choice Awards will pit Torchwood's John Barrowman v. Doctor Who's Matt Smith, and finally some woman who shows up on their TV named Kerry Katona (huh? who?) apparently screamed bloody murder at her kids on a reality show and is apologizing all over the place (LINK)
4. Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm) gets on a bus in Los Angeles, so does Ed Begley and Bob Saget (okay, Begley I can understand, but Saget? Really?). The woman who's reading Jeff's book on the bus? We hate her! (LINK) From Funny Or Die.
5. Weeds returns on August 16. Yes, the sticky icky returns during the hot 'n' sticky Summer, watch a teaser trailer that includes a croquet mallet, a passport, a handgun, a cell phone, a bobblehead Jesus and Mary-Louise Parker (LINK)

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