See the article here.
The answer? Fuck no!
Who's ahead of Jimmy in that line?
The Shamwow guy, the guy who's bedded most of The Real Housewives of Orange County, Snooki, Petri Hawkins-Byrd (Judge Judy's bailiff), my paperboy, your plumber (crack and all), Puck from Real World SF, the skinny model that hosts Top Chef Masters, the Ed Hardy guy (not Jon Gosselin but Christian Audigier), Jon Gosselin (what the hell, I already found the correct spelling of his last name), all the men named Dave Nelson that are on the US no-fly list, Ted Bundy, Verne Troyer, the "can you hear me now" guy, James Franco (if he'll do General Hospital he'll do anything), Li'l Wayne ... while incarcerated only because the buzz would be enormous if they shot the show in prison, Brody Jenner's eyebrow and chest waxer, Barney from The Simpsons (yes, even a drawing would be better), Chris who wears the leather harness from Craig Ferguson's show, Vicki the robot from Small Wonder (not Tiffany Brissette but the actual ficitional character, and by the way it's now on DVD), John Edwards (that fucking asshole), the ghost of Flip Wilson, 17 women named Phyllis Crumb from all over the UK, Adam Platt (food critic for New York Magazine and brother of Oliver), Dalek Caan, choreographer Mark Morris, The WWE's Triple H, Katie Price ...
... and me.
And then about 195,000 other people, and then Jimmy.
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