Of course, the regular of "real" Emmys, as Kathy calls them, will be the next night, Sunday the 20th on CBS with Neil Patrick Harris hosting, but The Schmemmys are all Kathy.
Good luck Shmemmys. Is there anyone out there who would like a nice older guy who can handle himself in a sophisticated group to be their plus one?
(Good, I'll call Michael Richards, I just hope he doesn't run into those Real Housewives of Atlanta, I don't think they'd get along.)
Kathy hasn't been on E! since they threw her under the bus a few years ago. Not to worry, Kathy's won a slew of Emmys since (which she picks up annually at the Schmemmys) and her show is currently in its fifth season, and this season is all about her climbing out from under rocks and scratching her way up the circuit with the help of celebrities including this past week Gloria Estefan while touring South Beach and Star Island.
Rosie O'Donnell, who recurs on My Life on the D-List (almost as much as Kathy's mom, actually) lives across the street from Gloria. Diddy, down the street. The realtor? Former Major Leaguer and out Miami man about town Billy Bean, who gladly participated in the shenanigans when Kathy wanted to offer under $2 mil for one of those remarkable homes.
Actually it was $1.75 on a home they say was worth between $17-20 mil. For that kind of money, it better be stocked with a celebrity chef and a celebrity in the bedroom.
Or, Billy Bean. Always my dream to bed a former major leaguer.
And since I'm not gonna get the chance with Kirk Gibson ...
You can click the icon below and read some reviews of the book whose jacket graces this post, and if you buy the book, $.015 per sale goes to my fund to replace my DVD-VHS dual deck from Go Video with a new Blu-Ray player.
And at this rate, by the time that happens I'll be experiencing media by having a chip planted in my brain.
