Hey, and I even found a decent review of it online at the Detroit Free Press:
Kristin Kreuk, from TV's "Smallville," plays Chun Li, concert pianist-martial artist. When she was a child, her dad, a fellow mixed up with mobsters, disappeared. Now the adult Chun Li must go to Bangkok and face her destiny and the baddie who took Daddy.
That would be Neal McDonough, blue-eyed, white-haired heavy for our times. This outing, he tries a wee Irish accent in playing this ruthless mob boss. The accent, alas, comes and goes.
Michael Clarke Duncan is the chief henchman, and Chris Klein, taking a shot at showing us some edge, is an Interpol agent on the bad guys' trail.
The violence is neck-snapping, take-a-man's-gun-and-shoot-him-in-the-ear graphic, and did I mention the lesbian bar pickup scene? Nice.
Kristin Kreuk, Chris Klein and Taboo from the Black-Eyed Peas join Carrie and Shark in the red velvet pit of raunch. Part I after the jump, and links to parts II and III after that.
While you're doing that, I'll be writing the second act of Ms. Pac-Man's Guide to Dating and Ghosts, in theatres next Valentine's Day.
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