Brettster did, why not you?
He's a 27-year-old self-professed gossip queen who think he and Ms. Hilton would be a great pair to run around Los Angeles together.
He's after the jump, of course, but first, the details (deets, as TV's Ryan Seacrest likes to say, which makes him look like a 13-year-old girl wannabe).
The deal is signed and MTV will be bringing you the search for Paris' new best friend, and that's exactly what the show will be, despite the flurry of rumors to the contrary.
Working title? Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
The producers, btw, are Michael Hirschorn's company. You know, the former VH1 guy who's responsible for my brain partially turning into chocolate walnut fudge because he brought the I Love The ... shows over from the BBC and ran them in marathons on the air that I couldn't seem to resist.
More, including Brettster's video, after the jump.