No, I'm not writing inappropriately about the star of Marley & Me, I'm writing about her inappropriateness.
So, she's in NYC, it's December, and she wears this ridonkulous dress with that thing around her waist that looks about two inches too thick to be a belt of any kind, but then you notice that the dress itself is just ill-fitting.
Then you realize exactly how short it is.
And then as she sits down in the chair next to Dave, you almost see her cooz.
Yes, I said that. Her cooz.
And I think that was the point of it all. I really think she or someone made a decision to hike this dress up and stick the extra bits in the middle under the weird belt looking thing, though it looked to me like a pigeon flew into a deer and someone ran over both with a car and then she put it around her waist.
So, I'm searching for the interview at YouTube (and it's there, I have it after the jump in two clips) and I notice that each time she's been on the show she wears a skirt that short. You can see in the "Related Videos" scrolling window on the page that she's always dressed like this for Dave.
In fact, there's a clip called, "Jennifer Aniston sexy legs" which is just a Letterman interview clip.
Apparently, the Huvanes have done their research and discovered that Dave is a leg man.
How about showing up on a talk show and talking about acting, or the movie, or anything but the naked picture of you on the cover of GQ? How about not pulling a stunt like that before a round of talk show interviews? I know why you do it, because you'd rather talk about being naked in stores across the country than to talk about Brad and Angie again, but I don't' care about Brad and Angie, I just care about you picking better projects and being the actress I fell in love with Thursday nights on NBC throughout the 90s.
I'm giving you both parts of the interview because at the beginning of part two she just sits there and has Dave present the GQ photos. She doesn't have to talk about anything of consequence because she got naked for a magazine. Great plan, huh?
I can look at the pictures on my own. I don't even have to buy the magazine, all I have to do is click this link. And, she brings the tie along with her.
What, so Dave can take the part that was covering her nipples and do something with it?
Really?
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