Video -- Twilight Stars Uncensored with Carrie Keegan at NGTV.com; Pattinson Says, "I Was Just a Tool"
Hey you! Yeah, you, teenage girl who's going to see this movie for the third time this afternoon! Before you go, watch Carrie Keegan from No Good Television discuss the relative sexual merits of having a bed in one's bedroom with Robert Pattinson.
(Come to think of it, without a bed, it's just a room, huh? These vampires ... sure they can fly and left heavy stuff, but not so bright upstairs, methinks.)
And you, Robert Pattinson, wash your frickin' hair. Who are you, Russell Brand?
Speaking of which, there is apparently all kinds of drama about Brand cutting Pattinson off when he was speaking at the VMAs in September.
(YouTube links here and here will explain. Even the papps got all questiony about it here.)
I think Brand was pissed off about the hair. What else could it be?
After the jump watch Carrie talk to the cast, Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, Edi Gathegi (who you can tell has never sat for a Carrie interview before (watch his reactions), and directror Catherine Hardwicke, who's already made a scary movie. Did you see Thirteen? As I walked out of Thirteen with my friend Shawn at the Sunset 5 in WeHo, "Thank God I'm gay and I'll never have a teenage girl to raise."
Oh, and for me and some of you? I have a pic here of Cam Gigandet that I found online with which I've just been waiting at the ready.
And above here is just a hair comparison so you don't have to click all over the web to prove my theory. What did I say?
