AP Headline: Hills Star Lauren Conrad Inks Book Deal

So naturally, I assumed she agreed to read a book since someone was offering to pay her to do so. Then I found out the offer was to write one.

Write one. What a minute, write three? You gotta be kidding me.

AP:

The 22-year-old star of MTV's nonfiction series "The Hills" will pen a young adult fiction book series for HarperCollins, the publisher announced Thursday. The three-book series will be titled "L.A. Candy" and will be loosely inspired by Conrad's transformation from teenager to reality TV star and fashion designer.

About what? Heidi? Spencer? Clubs in LA? Well, there's three books right there. Why doesn't she write about how much hotter Audrina is than she, or how Lo is a bitch.

You can imagine I am completely flummoxed.

I haven't even ever seen her read. Well, maybe a menu at one of the many restaurants that they shoot the frickin' show at, but certainly not a book.

If you have a picture of Lauren Conrad reading anything (besides her Crackberry or a script for her show or the aforementioned menu), I will replace the pic at the top of this post of Lauren and that bitch Lo with that pic.

Send me a link.

Joe (at) IAmATVJunkie.com.