Anyone with details, please let me know what they have Jen doing, I'm half hoping she's playing herself and half hoping she's playing Angelina (or a doppelganger, anyway) though I think she's too classy for that.
If I could choose the character, I would be playing a woman with an outsized sense of herself that buys entire nations so that she can push out babies in private and then sell the pics for big money (no whammies) to fund the charitable endeavors that cover up the fact that she has an outsized sense of herself.
And her importance.
And her celebrity.
You know, like that chick who married Brad Pitt just so that she had someone pretty to look at carrying around her kids and her luggage.
