Five "Mind-Blowingly Inappropriate" Minutes Of the Season Premiere of Gossip Girl With Comments
Ah, The Hamptons.
Or, rather, bleccch!
I've never been much for the tony enclave to the right of my hometown Nassau County (where people are regular people and the swells just get our derision). Never even been there, actually, and I haven't even ever been to either the Pines or Cherry Grove, which would be much much more fun for me. Riverhead and Montauk have been the totality of my eastern Long Island hopping.
So, as you watch this five minutes of horribly rich and horribly raised teens grope their way east in the first couple weeks of the season, repeat to yourself over and over, "It's not real, it's a TV show."
But do enjoy the eye candy. These boys are just stunning. (Okay, the girls are too, I do check them out from time to time.) Too pretty for my tastes, of course, I like adults with experience and, ahem, skills.
But they are pretty, huh? Kind of like staring wantonly at shiny things in a jewelry store.
Not that I'm much of a jewelry fan. I do enjoy a nice Movado watch (not the knockoffs offered to me last weekend in Chinatown but the real deal from the NY Times Magazine, which is as close as I will probably ever get to one).
Watch it, after the jump.
I'm a much bigger fan of Chuck, the other Josh Schwartz show on the air, over at NBC, and I'll have more Chuck news as we get closer to its season premiere.
