Heidi Montag, Just Like Jesus (in her twisted little feeble brain)

She said, regarding her feud with Lauren:

"I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me," Montag tells USA Today.

In the same interview, the wannabe singer discusses her ideals on religion.

Montag considers herself "the most religious person," says she is a "kind of non-denominational Baptist," and is planning a trip to Africa with Pratt to "feed children and help build things."

So, in practically the same breath she compares herself to Jesus and calls herself "the most religious person."

More than Jesus, maybe. Who knows, she doesn't elaborate.

Just one more thing ...

... Who the hell is Heidi Montag?