The Headline Reads, "Stars Spark to Arcs on TV Shows," But ...

... but to me, stars are people who ... well, who aren't these people.

I mean, I love Nia Vardalos, I even loved Connie and Carla, you know, the movie she did with Toni Collette (see above) where they hide out from the Chicago mob by playing West Hollywood drag queens? Alec Mapa, old friend, was in it and, well, obviously I was the target market. I even saw it in the theatre, I was one of the 78 people who did.

But she and the kid from Aliens in America (playing a Doogie-aged doctor on Nip/Tuck) and Gabriel Mann aren't stars.

And who the hell is Gabriel Mann, anyway? Anyone?