Paris Moves Into a Sorority House, Nicole to Play Roxie Hart?
Excuse me, Mr. Kander? Fred Ebb is spinning at 2000 rpm in his grave.
Nicole Richie on Broadway as Roxie Hart in Chicago? Are you high? Granted, she's (hopefully) not anymore, but are you?
I know that this run of Chicago on Broadway stopped being actual legitimate theater years ago when the stunt casting started right after the movie version came out, but this is just beyond the pale.
Though I completely approved of Paris Hilton moving into a sorority house in her new reality show, because it means she won't be on Broadway as well (or making really really really really bad movies).
There's an E! News clip with all this stuff after the jump, and if you're lucky (HA!), more of my rambling.
You know what, I don't think there actually is anything else to say about this.
Oh, except to cross your fingers and hope it doesn't happen.
