New Chris Crocker Video on Sudden Notoriety, Also, Best New Britney Blog Post is At HuffPost
That blog post is written by Ian Gurvitz, writer, director, producer and denizen of Hollywood, who wrote the book Hello, Lied the Agent: And Other Bullshit You Hear as a Hollywood TV Writer, available on Amazon.
According to news reports, Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance and escorted to UCLA Medical Center to be placed on a mental evaluation hold. This is unfortunate as psychiatry is not the answer to her problems. Psychiatry kills. What she needs is a visit to the Celebrity Centre. These people know how to handle the troubled rich with a proven, time-honored system of removing the source of their inner turmoil.
Well, it does seem that Scientology is the only thing she hasn't tried. She dabbled in Kabbalah, she put that thing in her mouth, you know, Madonna's tongue, which as far as I can tell is like letting the priest put the host (and only the host, only the host!) in there.
More, including Chris, after the jump.
He then describes what he calls a ritual cleansing ...
... by turning the person upside-down, holding them by the ankles, and shaking the loose change from their pockets. This is the first step along the way to becoming clear. This is called the "shake-down."
Yeah, I've heard about that. Some seem to give it willingly, like The Simpsons Nancy Cartwright.
Speaking of Britney, here's the latest from Chris Crocker.
He seems like he's getting it together, that's a good thing. Maybe Britney will see this and get motivated to do so herself.
And this is a really interesting reflection on his sudden notoriety, a very revealing moment from a guy who's been raked through it by many who don't know him. I mean, even the reasonably good-natured me had some fun with the Leave Britney Alone clip.
He tells a story about being in the grocery store that you should hear.
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