Hot Blonde & Big 'Mo (But Not Me -- Hey, Why Not Me?) On VH1 Tonight
Our favorite hot blonde with the great rack, Carrie Keegan from No Good Television (ngtv.com), is gonna be on the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet tonight. With Ross "The Intern" Mathews, who is younger and at least now thinner than I am, which leaves me hanging here by the phone waiting for the call ... that Ross has been in a terrible terrible accident.
Frankly, he's probably more entertaining than I would be. I'm sure I would know everyone's name but I might forget why they think they are so important, if you know what I mean.
Red carpet at 8, show at 9.
Since it looks like the WGA isn't gonna give the Golden Globes or the Oscars a waiver and everyone has a pretty dress just aching to be seen (including you two, John Travolta and Isaiah Washington), I think that there might be a pretty decent showing.
And there's absolutely nothing else to watch tonight.
Exscept for this, a new epsiode of Up Close with Carrie and John Turturro (that's right, I have indie cred, too -- did you think I lived inside a TV?) talking about Romance & Cigarettes, which evidently is finally gonna be released and, might be a rare instance that I see something inside a theater.
Very NSFW and not for the kiddies. As usual. Not everything has to be child-proof, you know. Watch your kids when they're on the 'net so that I don't have to censor myself.
