Weird and Borderline Psychotic is In, Britney's Biggest Fan Signs Deal
Let me just say to the people at 44 Blue Productions that just the act of signing a development deal with the "Leave Britney Alone" guy in itself lowers the state of our national discourse.
But hey, you do what you have to to make some cash off this kid. I just hope you're there on the back end with enough counseling and bodyguards to keep him and yourselves safe afterward.
Case in point ... (very, very not suitable for work or kids, mostly because it's scary, who really cares about the language used).
It's not that you aren't liked, Chris, it's that you are waaaaaay too out there to deal with.
Don't get on the bad side of this kid, a kid who has apparently had a rough go of it for his first 19 years, that's all I'm saying.
Stable? Doesn't seem so.
